I’m in an ambitious mood. Don’t bother me with reality.

Jeff Strand (The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever)


Actually, the way he felt at the moment, an ambitious hamster might be too much for him to handle.

Jeff Strand & James A. Moore (The Haunted Forest Tour)


Klingt plausibel…

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams (The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy)


The boy rose to his full height and rippled his muscles. Harod couldn’t tell if he was seeing biceps or triceps; they all seemed to flow together like gerbils humping under a tight tarp.

Dan Simmons (Carrion Comfort)

Solche unerwartet über eine Buchseite latschenden Sätze veranlassen mein Kopfkino ganz spontan zu Höchstleistungen. In buntestem Technicolor und Dolby-Donnersound. *gg*